Episode "Fun Run" Favorite Quotes

Michael: "I did not get the job in New York. But I got the real prize: Domestic bliss. Jan made me breakfast this morning. Well, she bought the milk."

Jim: "Michael came in complaining once about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then."

Dwight: "Check to see if she's faking. If a car hit me it wouldn't crack my pelvis".

Michael: "Okay I have an announcement."

Oscar: "You pushed Darryl out of a window."
Phyllis: "You shot Dwight."

Michael: "I have flaws.. Occasionally I will hit someone with my car, so sue me. No, don't sue me."

Michael: "My responsibility is to get rid of the curse that hit Meredith with my car. I'm not superstitious but I'm a little stitious."

Michael: "You spend your whole life trying to get people to like you, and then you run over one of them with your car. And it's not even one of the popular ones."

Kevin: "I thought they'd be good together. Like PB&J. Pam Beesly and Jim. What a waste."

Angela: "This is Halloween last year. Just a couple of kittens, out on the town."

Magnets

There are two Scranton magnets seen here on the refrigerator. One is for Steamtown (with the train). Below, you can see the second magnet says "Lackawanna Wonderful". That's the slogan for Lackawanna county (or was, I don't think they use it anymore).

Steamtown Marathon

In "The Meeting", Jim mentions that Michael handed out Jello shots at the Steamtown Marathon.  The Steamtown Marathon is actually coming up in about 2 weeks.  So, good timing by the writers of the office.  The race goes all throughout Northeastern PA, and through many towns mentioned in the office.  It's also at a great time to see the fall foliage!

Office Corn Maze!

Such a cool thing!  There is a place just outside of Scranton that has a corn maze each fall.  Located in Clarks Summit, Miller's Orchards Farm Market has previously featured Obama vs. McCain, and this year, they steal my heart by featuring "Scranton's Office Rivals".  So freaking exciting.  For 6.50 to 8.50, you can walk though the 7 acre maze, go on a hay ride, pick pumpkins, take a pony ride, do the haunted corn maze at night and much, much more!  Corn maze includes Office trivia and prizes.  Check it out here!

"The Meeting" Favorite Quotes

Michael, to Oscar, about his upcoming colonoscopy: "In your experience, what should I be expecting in terms of sensation, or emotions,  is there anything that I can do to make it more pleasureable for me, or Doctor Shandry?"

Michael: "You and Jim are close, huh?"
Pam: "Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together."

Andy: "I have been having trouble focusing lately, I'm in this weird, flirty, nebulous thing with this cousin of mine and it's a total mind f-er."

Pam, on her wedding reception: "It costs about 75 dollars a person."

Ryan: "Hey, I once had a glass of conac that cost 77 dollars."

Darryl: "Why would you think a lady is me?"

Dwight: "Are you kidding?  Because you look exactly alike.  Am I the only one getting this?"

Toby: "I don't see it."

Michael: "I never recommended you because I didn't want to lose you, and then I didn't want to lose Pam, and now I don't wanna lose the baby."

Jim: "So instead you screwed me?"

Michael: "That's what she said."

Michael: "I am also being promoted to co-manager."

Poor Dwight, this look on his face ties so well into next week's episode.

And this one...

Crystal Soda Water Co.

One of the vending machines in the break room features Crystal Soda, a soda manufactured right here in Scranton, PA. Address: 425 Franklin Ave.

More still!

Phyllis Smith and Leslie David Baker are just too cute!