Episode "Fun Run" Favorite Quotes

Michael: "I did not get the job in New York. But I got the real prize: Domestic bliss. Jan made me breakfast this morning. Well, she bought the milk."

Jim: "Michael came in complaining once about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then."

Dwight: "Check to see if she's faking. If a car hit me it wouldn't crack my pelvis".

Michael: "Okay I have an announcement."

Oscar: "You pushed Darryl out of a window."
Phyllis: "You shot Dwight."

Michael: "I have flaws.. Occasionally I will hit someone with my car, so sue me. No, don't sue me."

Michael: "My responsibility is to get rid of the curse that hit Meredith with my car. I'm not superstitious but I'm a little stitious."

Michael: "You spend your whole life trying to get people to like you, and then you run over one of them with your car. And it's not even one of the popular ones."

Kevin: "I thought they'd be good together. Like PB&J. Pam Beesly and Jim. What a waste."

Angela: "This is Halloween last year. Just a couple of kittens, out on the town."

Office Rewind: Episode "Stress Relief" - Wegman's

Wegman's is a supermarket with stores mostly in the tri-state area (not anywhere near Hollywood). We have one in Dickson City.  In this scene, there is a Wegman's brand cereal (Fruitful Morning to be exact) in the background on the fridge. Wegman's is pretty nice. They specialize in more exotic foods. Whenever there is an ingredient you can't find anywhere else, you know to go to Wegman's!